Every four years one billion people become 'emotionally unavailable' (h/t), figuring out how much sleep is really needed or how many doctor's appointments they can get away with over a four week stretch.
Even without the mayhem from the irresistible El Pistero, this will be one of the most talked about World Cup tournaments. The talent alone will guarantee that.
I have the USMNT advancing out of the group stage, then overtaking a talented but troubled Belgium side, only to bow out at the hands of one of the finalists, Argentina. My bet is Brazil joins them in Rio de Janeiro on July 13.
It's almost here.